HAha :D “We all know where you’ve been… you Military Fairy” :P
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Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.”
Us: “We cannot do that.”
Client: “Well, get someone else to do it…
I should so take my future seriously. But I can't.
My German teacher asked me (in German) what I wanted to do when I left the school. I told her and the rest of the class that I wanted to run away with the circus and become a bearded lady. She had a massive go at me, firstly about the poor German I replied in, then my actual reply.
She then told us to make a list of “sensible” potential careers.
My list included Astronaut, Zookeeper, Trampeze Artist and Pop star.
My school can’t take a fucking joke, I swear.
Not gonna lie… I laughed :D HAha!
LOL. If you have a Mac, watch this :D
“Like a Nano in Pink, Anything is possible!” :P
“ So get some more guys and make it an even fight! ”
“ I know a girl with the golden touch… She’s got enough she’s got too much… ”
Productivity as it relates to coffee (via Meagan Fisher)
Everything Meagan touches is gold.
→ Minimal Mac: What Apple Sells...
Apple has never really been in the business of selling product. What Apple really sells is an experience.
What Apple sells begins before you even walk in the door…
It begins before you take out your credit card…
It continues when you get back home…
To when you start it up…
My…
Ignorant clients... we live and we learn!
Me: “With this hosting account you get 5 email addresses, so anything @mydomain.com.au. What email addresses would you like?”
Client: “Hmm..but that’s not very much 5 emails.”
Me: “Well you can always upgrade your hosting account to allow you to have more mailboxes.”
Client: “But what happens when I have received 5 emails, then I can’t use my email anymore.”
OH. MY. GOD.
(via @lewisking)
